Anthony Bourdain, MOVE OVER! Traverse Magazine’s own Jenny Buechel reports from Traverse City, the Foodie Capital of the Midwest, moving through six of the eateries our esteemed panel of judges (did we mention one of them is celeb chef Mario Batali?!) chose for our annual Best Eats story. Super Jenny, our beautiful and witty food hero (really Anthony she is more appealing than you AND Rachael Ray together), gracefully ate her way through pork tacos at the Roaming Harvest Food Truck, Burlington Northern Pizza at the Filling Station, a pastrami-omelette at Frenchie’s Famous, Chicken Benedict at Towne Plaza and the bakery case at Patisserie Amie. AND she lived to sample a Bumpy at Simply Cupcakes on Traverse City’s Front Street. If you love food and Traverse City—and believe a witty food-loving recent University of Michigan grad might be the Food Network’s nemesis, then tune in to this video. Ooo, baby! P.S. Clark Bunting, are you watching?